slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

fake-mermaid:

*teenage white girl voice* umm, it’s a free country

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

creppypieceofshit:

sometimes I forget gay marriage is illegal because, like, wow that’s so fucking dumb 

  • police: you're under arrest
  • me: no i'm not
  • police: shit
  • suspend:

    i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone